You may be wondering where the art I promised you is...blah live without it!

Arrived back in Calgary today at 5:18 in the AM (grumble grumble) but I honest to god can't complain. I've just been to the most incredible city on this continent. A bold statement, yes, but one I can say with complete and total confidence. And Now, some fun facts!...*drumroll*

Fun Fact #1
The Belagio is an Asshole!
Sure sure, it may outwardly appear as one of the finest, highest quality and most beautifull casino/hotels on the face of the earth, but they are goddamn nazis in there!

Chris: Oh I wonder what would happen if I stopped moving for a fraction of a second....
*Chris is instantly sighted by the allseeing security overlord whom issues an order to his minions to anhilliate any potential non-gamblers, before Chris is aware of his actions the sky is filled with bullets and bombs as hotel security attacks with their bat-like wings a flutter*
Chris: what the hell!
*Chris then somehow manages to leap through a window and land in "the Parisien" miraculously without spilling his pina colada*

Fun Fact #2
The Luxor is the awsome
End of story, I mean I'm not saying that because I stayed there. It just plain kicks ass. Imagine a 30 story tall pyramid shaped hotel with a giant laset comming out of the top firing a perpertual green light into the sky after sunset. Kickass!

Fun Fact #3
Caeser's Palace is tooooo big. I love it, make no mistake but it's freakin' massive. It's almost 2 square blocks. Wowzers! In fact deeper in you can find the carcasses of those who tried to walk through all the stores in it strewn about with half yard margarita glasses in hand their bones being picked by Celine Dion.

Fun Fact #4
MGM grand are also the awsomeness. Straight up, not only is it classy and fun to be inside but there's a bar there called centrifuge where once every little while all the employees will just kinda leap on to the table and start dancing. And they're good dancers too. Also It has the best show ever: Ka (by Cirque du Soleil) but more on that latter.

Fun Fact #5
Never Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever try to go up the Eifel Tower at night unless you've got a thing for 55 minute waits.

Fun Fact #6
You don't need to see the dancing waters at the Belagio 231 times contrary to popular belief.

Fun Fact #7
Excalibur is neato!

Fun Fact #8
Harrah's for the loose IMHO!

Fun Fact #9
Ka by Cirque du Soleil is hands down the best show in Vagas. the swordplay alone makes it worth seeing let alone the Capoeira spearman guy, the amazing costumes, beautiful set designes, daring stunts, amazing acting, breathtaking music, entertaining, involving enviroment and Absolutely awsome use of stage effects.

Fun Fact #10
They don't really care who gambles at the Tropicana they're just happy you came!

Pictuars will be added later!